Comment on Pweaty pwease 🥺

slartibartfast@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So Elon tells me… he tells me… please, please let me cum Mr Trump. Can you believe that? As you all know, I’m the greatest, the greatest at edging. I’m all for it but… these people… you can’t let 'em have it that easy… you really can’t

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is so close. The only issue I have with it is that it’s too “on topic”. He should be talking about edging Musk but then somehow segue into something else entirely. Something like, I don’t know, how much he hates immigrants.

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    • Jax@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah it needs to segue into him fixating on something one of his political opponents said and how that’s totally not true and that he’s got the best x you’ve ever seen. You’ve never seen better x.

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      • slartibartfast@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Hillary couldn’t make them cum like I could. Lewinsky came up to me begging for help”

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  • lemmylommy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can tell it really happened because he did not add „Sir“.

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  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Too coherent for him in 2024. You have to end on a different topic than you started on.

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    • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      yea needs to stop mid sentence and start talking about bald eagles and wind turbines

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