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- I’ll drive all humanity insane!
- How does the insanity manifest?
- They’ll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."
Comment on Anon awakens an ancient evil
TootSweet@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats…
It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”
Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness
SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
attempts to fathom terrors suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place You’re not wrong…
Zagorath@aussie.zone 2 weeks ago
You ever heard of “belly-button shots”? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.
Meron35@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What, haven’t you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go
cakey@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel
It just sounds like what you wrotr
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
How about every country’s president/prime minister/king/etc?