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- I’ll drive all humanity insane!
- How does the insanity manifest?
- They’ll carve strange sculptures, chant and dance around them, and maybe make orgies."
Comment on Anon awakens an ancient evil
TootSweet@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Cthulhu for president 2024. Why settle for a lesser evil?
loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Cthulhu is the CEO of, and the entire board of an international company that was originally started by selling second hand pencils, and is now in control of 2/3 of the worlds food supply, ceiling fans, caste iron cookware, navel ship contracts, fire alarm and led light bulb multinational alliances, crawfish bait stores, mesh trucker hats…
It’s far above anything as simple as one countries president.
thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 months ago
While the “caste iron cookware” sounds fascinating, I’m mostly interested in these “navel ships”
Please don’t edit your comment, the mental images I’m getting from it are fantastic
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Attempting to fathom the terrors of the Old Ones only leads to maidness
SpiderShoeCult@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
attempts to fathom terrors suddenly gets urge to put on a maid outfit and dust the place You’re not wrong…
Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 months ago
You ever heard of “belly-button shots”? Well a navel ship is what you get if you float a tiny boat on one.
BatrickPateman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Navel ships makes for the real cosmic horror here.
Meron35@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What, haven’t you seen fandoms shipping the bellybuttons of two characters together
SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
These naval ships rely on the motion of the ocean to get where they wanna go
cakey@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
Call of cthulhu - Nanowar Of Steel
It just sounds like what you wrotr
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
How about every country’s president/prime minister/king/etc?