Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.
Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.
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rtxn@lemmy.world 2 months agoEmperor penguins and king penguins are not descendants of any royal bloodline and do not have an understanding of monarchical governments.
Demdaru@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Anticorp@lemmy.world 2 months ago
because they dared live close to humans.
Poor dumb bastards.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.
scutiger@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.
EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You sound like a conspiracy wonk.
They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.
Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!
TachyonTele@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.
JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What the fuck…
InverseParallax@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.
rtxn@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.