Comment on Fruit Flies

• InverseParallax@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Gray Knights have been dispatched to your location, please stand by.

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  • rtxn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Awesome, this daemon infestation on my computer (Gentoo of course) is really starting to annoy me.

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• Demdaru@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Better yet, they aren’t actually penguins - they were just called that because they resembled real penguins.

  Which are literally dead today, because they dared live close to humans.

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  • Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    because they dared live close to humans.

    Poor dumb bastards.

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• EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You sound like a conspiracy wonk.

  They are the only true emperors & kings recognized by the flightless aristocracy.

  Tis the human “royals” who are living lies!

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• PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Don’t even mention macaroni penguins…so disappointing.

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  • scutiger@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Are you suggesting they’re not good with cheese?

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    • PapaStevesy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Not only that, they are completely and entirely noodleless.

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• TachyonTele@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ha! That’s a good one. You almost had me for a second.

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• JohnWorks@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What the fuck…

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