Comment on He's just lucky I guess

BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• InverseParallax@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh dude just fuck you for adding this to the universe.

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  • AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Please explain, I’d like my daily dose of trauma

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    • TheSlad@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.

      Allegedly.

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      • coaxil@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhh

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• The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  clutches pearls

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    *clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb

    Oh God! I blinded myself!

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    • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I heard this in his voice.

      MEMAW GET THE FIREPLACE TONGS

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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