Your artifacts are not granular enough. Lift your game
Comment on Daily Discussion Thread: 🍲 Tuesday, October 1 , 2024
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I swear to god if I hear the word “granular” at work today I’m going to lob a mandarin at the person who says it.
Just say “detailed”. What’s wrong with “detailed”?!?!
Ah corporate life. I’ve missed you lol
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 1 month ago
anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 1 month ago
How on earth did they get ‘granular’ to mean ‘detailed’?! I’m still annoyed at ‘low hanging fruit’, ‘going forward’, and ‘the (insert topic here) space’. Bloody weasel words
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I haven’t heard space/lens yet. It won’t be long I’m sure.
Every time someone says artifact my mind goes straight to Indiana Jones lol
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 month ago
As it should.
Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 1 month ago
too much detail ‘granular’ is actually quite a good metaphor, just horribly overused.
TinyBreak@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Mine is people sulking. I’m so over it. Projects gotta be done. Leadership have said “deliver” so STFU and help or get out of the damn way.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Agreed. I can’t fucking stand it. We’re not children. If you’re annoyed, say something.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Can I say artifact if I talk about archaeology?
Also, may I add to the list journey, navigate and gifted.
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Granular!
(I’d love a mandarin please)anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone 1 month ago
🍊🍊🍊have some low hanging fruit!
Baku@aussie.zone 1 month ago
Damn gibsy, you’re starting to sound like a bit of an artifact!
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
start replying to peoples emails spelling it *artefact *and track how fast the flock adopts it
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 1 month ago
you made me look twice and check if I have been spelling it wrong
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 month ago
heheheheeee
Catfish@aussie.zone 1 month ago
I nominate ‘touch base’