Lol yea yea and chemtrails are actually a secret government project for mind control
Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf?
jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 year ago
Restaurants don’t serve food. They serve drugs that are intended to hook you and make you come back, not nourish you and keep you healthy. It could just be the cumulative effect. People who eat poorly get worse and worse over time.
I think every large establishment that serves food to the public should be required to serve food that a person could eat FOR EVERY MEAL and be healthy.
cm0002@lemmy.world 1 year ago
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
They’re designed to make people look up
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, you do not have a worthy username to be saying crazy things on the internet. That’s MY thing! And if anything, you gotta have drugs! Do you know what this world would come to if Danny DeVito ever ran out of cocaine??? He would get all oiled up, and we’d all have to look at his butthole, as Chyrol Crow sang dongs about irony. Because WE were the buttholes all along!
See? THAT’S how it’s done! Now go see my post about why Burger King should start advertising nuts on pornhub.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Beautifully done, as always. Don’t think I didn’t see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 year ago
What shape is the Earth according to you?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
At this point, I feel like I’m not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Everything is turd shaped on a long enough timeline
0ops@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Yup restaurant food is drugs and it’s turning the fricken frogs GAY
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s (so knock that shit off you’re making the other customers nervous)
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I’ve worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Bahahahah
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah, I can tell YOU know what I’m talking about.