Lol yea yea and chemtrails are actually a secret government project for mind control
Comment on Why do I feel sick every time I go out to eat with my gf?
jerkface@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
Restaurants don’t serve food. They serve drugs that are intended to hook you and make you come back, not nourish you and keep you healthy. It could just be the cumulative effect. People who eat poorly get worse and worse over time.
I think every large establishment that serves food to the public should be required to serve food that a person could eat FOR EVERY MEAL and be healthy.
cm0002@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
They’re designed to make people look up
0ops@lemm.ee 6 hours ago
Yup restaurant food is drugs and it’s turning the fricken frogs GAY
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Sir, you do not have a worthy username to be saying crazy things on the internet. That’s MY thing! And if anything, you gotta have drugs! Do you know what this world would come to if Danny DeVito ever ran out of cocaine??? He would get all oiled up, and we’d all have to look at his butthole, as Chyrol Crow sang dongs about irony. Because WE were the buttholes all along!
See? THAT’S how it’s done! Now go see my post about why Burger King should start advertising nuts on pornhub.
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Beautifully done, as always. Don’t think I didn’t see all that chaos-sowing bait in there!
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 9 hours ago
What shape is the Earth according to you?
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
At this point, I feel like I’m not going too far out on a limb if I say turd-shaped.
intensely_human@lemm.ee 4 hours ago
Everything is turd shaped on a long enough timeline
edgemaster72@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Sir, this is a Wendy’s (so knock that shit off you’re making the other customers nervous)
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
I’ve worked in quite a few restaurants, and although they were full of drugs, the drugs were usually in the cooks, NOT the food.
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Bahahahah
Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Yeah, I can tell YOU know what I’m talking about.