Comment on Move over Harambe

ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

  Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

  Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. paoloviscardi.com/…/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it…

    2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

    3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?

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    • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dude stop embarrassing me in front of the Wizards.

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  • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You think the foot job would have gave it away.

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• Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Gross, where? Specifically, where?

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