Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
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wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 2 months agoYou don’t fuck them, that would be disrespectful. Inside you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
KingJalopy@lemm.ee 2 months ago
You don’t fuck it
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
What about the couch?
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
Only if you’re a weird Republican
dumbass@leminal.space 2 months ago
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 months ago
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