If you’re not first, you’re last
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SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months agoSecond place is the first loser, as they say
thefartographer@lemm.ee 3 months ago
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 months ago
What if you’re the only one around?
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 3 months ago
You get a full podium sweep, gotta do some acrobatics to be on all the spots for the pics though.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Second place gets bottom shelf dick,” as my grandmother was fond of saying.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
(His grandfather never actually won anything, didn’t need to, he just kept his penis in the top shelf in the local bar - he figured out how to win at life)