Twice? Try a dozen.
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Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
It’s so hard to use toilet paper after getting a bidet.
I mean sure, I use TP to double check the bidet did it’s job and to dry. But wiping twice as opposed to dealing with a marker butthole has spoiled me.
Dkarma@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Pickle_Jr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I meant wiping twice as in I’d bidet, wipe once to dry, wipe twice to confirm clean, and then done. As opposed to marker butthole 😅
RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s a grease pen, not a marker.
Surp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Only reason you have a marker butthole is because you ain’t eating enough fiber motha fucka. Get some fiber powder and drink that shit bro wtf don’t spread misinformation like you spread your ass to shoot water up there to enema douche the bit of poop you left pinched off up your buttholy hole because you ain’t eating some God damn fiber my man!! EAT FIBER YO POO BE ONE BIG OL UNBREAKABLE LINK ITS WONDERFUL 👍
manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
^ this user does not wash their asshole
Surp@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Confirmed!
BallsandBayonets@lemmings.world 3 months ago
My butthole is a marker unless I get a whiff of fiber, at which point it turns into a firehose. The only time I get a decent poop is when my diet is mostly sugar, cheese, and meat.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 months ago
That’s a true American asshole.