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Comment on AI Creates step by step instructions on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich

Deestan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.

Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.

No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.

Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.

Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.

Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.

Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.

Step 4: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.

Step 1: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.

Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.

Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.

Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.

Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.

Ingest excitedly.

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NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
How to make a PBJ sandwiche, step 8 will sock you!

“Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.”

This had me crying!

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- rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  you are WRONG! THIS is step 8:
  
  Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.
  
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Mothra@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
This has me crying lol

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grue@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
How frustrated did you get with Markdown trying to “fix” your numbering while writing that?

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- Deestan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Markdown’s “smart” numbering is the worst.
  
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adj16@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I really appreciate how much effort you put into this

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PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
What was step 3 again?

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- Deestan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  I am sorry, but these instructions have no step 3. The steps in these instructions are: 3, 3, 2, error, 4, 6, 1, S, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 3, 6 and 3.
  
  Did you mean Step 3?
  
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  - adj16@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Lmao, amazing
    
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Pandantic@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
This was epic. Thank you fine worder!

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abcd@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
This looks like a initially simple state machine written in assembler (or a similar language where you have to use jumps for program flow) that has been modified heavily by 15 devs in 25 years in production, while they all shat their pants

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- _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  ; the spoonful of cum is not necessary. TODO: Remove it from the cooking area.
  
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EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
You forgot that in step 2 you’re supposed to touch the bowl with your toes and/or “good hand.”

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orenishii@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Oh man you’ve got me cracking up here. That spoon full of cum hahaha. People a bit further are looking very strange at me now

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taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I followed the steps but my jelly managed to get away before Step 3 and ate half my family. I’ll try again, but I’m running low on cousins. 5/5 stars.

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