Comment on Should we consider Jesus a zombie?

metostopholes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  So is the Spear of Destiny his phylactery?

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  • Fondots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Holy Grail feels more apt, vessel filled with his semi-literal blood sound phylactery-ish to me

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    • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      And Liches hide them very well. No one’s ever found the holy Grail, so this tracks

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  • Thavron@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    What do condoms have to do with anything?

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• VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  He’s clearly a divine soul sorcerer who went to zero HP one session, then remembered he had Unearthly Recovery the next session but had already rolled a new character.

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• Steve@communick.news ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Classic Vodo zombies weren’t mindless eaters of brains.

  They were fully cognizant people raised to carry out someone’s will.

  That could apply.

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• s1ndr0m3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Jesus raised Lazarus from the dead. So does that mean he was a lich before the crucifixion?

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  • huginn@feddit.it ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Gotta be a lich before you die or else you don’t come back

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    • JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Oooh, good point.

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    He was a high level cleric, obviously.

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• MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Fake news. Jesus was a Revenant.

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  • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Jesus went to hell and came back. He looks nothing like a hell revenant

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• JackbyDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Where phylactery?

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