Comment on Financial advice
scytale@lemm.ee 3 months ago
It’s funny when people are asked what animal they want to be if they had a choice and they go for some alpha predator. I always say I choose to be a house cat. It’s even better than a dog, because as a cat you can just mind your own business and not even show affection to your owners and they’ll love you for it.
Any time you no longer want to be in a situation, you can just freak out and act like you’re chasing an invisible thing into another room and everyone thinks you’re doing normal cat things, even if they are a bit weird.
Which I guess would be a nightmare for conservatives lol.
Pssh, imagine not wanting to be a cat your whole life 🐈
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
When I think of whales holding their breath for hours, I get anxious. I know they evolved differently. But if I suddenly became a whale, I’d be hearing the Sonic drowning music in my head all the time.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Also you’d have to worry about Japanese coming for your ass.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum dum, dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum DUM-DUM blupppp
JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I made a rather mean comment and I am disappointed in myself. It was meant as a joke. Please accept my apology.
TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Apology accepted!