Comment on Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)

umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have misunderstood “ookie cookie.”

  Aka “Soggy Biscuit,” and “Scum Cookie” if you like the band Skinless lmao.

  Also tbf I’m like 90% sure it’s a myth or reserved for old frat hazing rituals.

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  • Dasus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Limp Bizkit you say?

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• Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  As a man with an egg allergy, Itchy…

  Socks seem normal.

  I draw line at food. That guy with the melon was on another level.

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  • hsfn@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I always thought the sock thing was very strange. Have folks not heard of toilet paper?

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    • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So tp breaks up too easily. I guess maybe if you’re just catching it? Tissue is okay but it’s not really flushable. Pop the socks in the washer and reusable. Dark colors work best. Or maybe don’t wear shorts/short pants.

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  • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Not even the sock is normal imo. Why would you want a crusty sock??

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    • TheRedSpade@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ya throw it in with your laundry afterward. I wouldn’t do it these days, but when I still lived with a parent and didn’t want to raise suspicious with a bunch of extra towels? Sock works just fine. Though I’ve never heard of someone actually masturbating with a sock, just for cleanup.

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      • Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I always just used paper towels or napkins. Not even for cleanup just have a couple on hand and then grab em when you finish.

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    • CPMSP@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Better than jagged carpet at your bedside.

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    • Veneroso@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I mean you wash it. Little vinegar in there is a great fabric softener. This isn’t that guy with the Kleenex box

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• BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone on Reddit I think told the writer David Sedaris how he used to shove frozen hot dogs up his ass.

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sounds like my kinda guy

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