Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game
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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attend Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.
Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.
And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.
lud@lemm.ee 10 months ago
This is absolutely a fucking joke.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up
13esq@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted the comment, like “yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn’t good advice!*”
superkret@feddit.org 10 months ago
No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.
Fosheze@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.