Ok so first of all Smash Brothers is a great game
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RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 months ago
This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attend Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.
Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.
TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
So much so that they have to be sectioned off from other convention goers. That also suck at bathing.
And tournament organizers having to specifically mention personal care is next level filth.
lud@lemm.ee 3 months ago
This is absolutely a fucking joke.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
I don’t think it’s supposed to be genuine advice, it’s a wind-up
13esq@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Imagine being so autistic that you take 4chan posts seriously.
Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Yes, and apparently fifty-odd people have upvoted the comment, like “yeah, wait a minute, increasing how much your balls stink probably isn’t good advice!*”
superkret@feddit.org 3 months ago
No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.
Fosheze@lemmy.world 3 months ago
My dog absolutely loves rolling in old putrifying deer carcases so maybe your crotch just smells like that.