Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.
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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Plenty of straight men prefer cats too.
Obviously cats are better
Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
my cats walk over me like i’m a carpet. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with a paw in my mouth or a cats ass on my face. but they never scratch me on purpose.
Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.
EddoWagt@feddit.nl 5 months ago
Well maybe you shouldn’t pick up cats you don’t know if they don’t want that
rekorse@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Lol just keep pulling and the Velcro breaks
kusivittula@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
my cats stick into whatever is under them with their nails when i try to pick them up
Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).
oxideseven@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
There are some really breeds out there. Like great dances. They are didn’t couch potatoes. You will have to give up your couch though.
JameUwU@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
[deleted]Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
That’s good to know! Unfortunately all the cats I see are other people’s, and so it would be awkward to be like “hey before we sit down, can we trim your cat’s claws a bit?”
Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Oh my God. A cat scratch. I wouldn’t wish that pain and agony on my worst enemy. I bet when it happened you had to sell that couch because of all the memories and PTSD. You don’t need a cat because you’re already a pussy anyway.
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Guess it takes a right cunt to spot a pussy huh?
bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And plenty of people that aren’t straight men prefer dogs.
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
True, but that doesn’t help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens’ approval?
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
You won’t. It’s a cat. Cats never approve. Cats don’t know affection.