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Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

• bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And plenty of people that aren’t straight men prefer dogs.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    True, but that doesn’t help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens’ approval?

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You won’t. It’s a cat. Cats never approve. Cats don’t know affection.

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• Kiosade@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Cats are conflicting for me. They can be cute, but I hate when they try to walk on me. Because I know if I try to move them they’ll probably scratch me. And that’s no bueno to me, just makes me anxious as fuck when they walk my way while i’m sitting on a couch trying to relax.

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  • kusivittula@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    my cats walk over me like i’m a carpet. sometimes i wake up in the middle of the night with a paw in my mouth or a cats ass on my face. but they never scratch me on purpose.

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    • Kiosade@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s more when I’ve tried to pick them up, they try to dig in because they don’t want to be picked up. It’s a catch 22 situation.

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      • EddoWagt@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Well maybe you shouldn’t pick up cats you don’t know if they don’t want that

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      • rekorse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Lol just keep pulling and the Velcro breaks

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      • kusivittula@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        my cats stick into whatever is under them with their nails when i try to pick them up

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Dogs are too energetic and overstimulating for me to be around. I’m fairly allergic to them as well, so I have a decent excuse for the people who insist their dog will be perfectly well-behaved and calm (they weren’t).

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    • oxideseven@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      There are some really breeds out there. Like great dances. They are didn’t couch potatoes. You will have to give up your couch though.

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  • JameUwU@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thats why you always keep the claw trimmers around and if theyre too long you push on their toe beans a bit to expose the claw, and give it a little snip. You dont get hurt and the cat now has an objective to make them sharp again over the next few weeks

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    • Kiosade@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s good to know! Unfortunately all the cats I see are other people’s, and so it would be awkward to be like “hey before we sit down, can we trim your cat’s claws a bit?”

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      • JameUwU@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        LOL! That makes me want to do that

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  • Fah_Q@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Oh my God. A cat scratch. I wouldn’t wish that pain and agony on my worst enemy. I bet when it happened you had to sell that couch because of all the memories and PTSD. You don’t need a cat because you’re already a pussy anyway.

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    • Ookami38@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Guess it takes a right cunt to spot a pussy huh?

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