Serious answer: the plural of “moose” is “moose,” not “mooses.”
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AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months agoAre the mooses swimming in the pool a good thing or a bad thing? Or maybe just a weird thing?
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
jeff@programming.dev 10 months ago
The plural of moose is meese.
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Moose@moose.best 10 months ago
A majestic flock of meese sounds better that just moose. How many moose? 1, 5, 20? You just don’t know. I’m currently in contact with my MP to resolve this issue, this is very important to me.
jeff@programming.dev 10 months ago
Wow, I didn’t expect an expert to chime in.
threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hang on, there’s an entire moose Lemmy instance?
lewdian69@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A møøse once bit my sister. No realli!
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.
Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
[deleted]HomerianSymphony@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh, nevermind, I see everyone already made that joke.
odium@programming.dev 10 months ago
Musi
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Moose doesn’t have a “U”
odium@programming.dev 10 months ago
Sounds close enough
Mossheart@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
If goose are geese, moose must be meese.