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zcd@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
If we switched to eating billionaires instead of eating beef for one day that would solve world hunger indefinitely, food for thought
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Dark.
Just the way I like my baby meat.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You do realize that their money doesn’t go back into the economy when they die, right? They have living wills. It’s not like you can kill a billionaire and all their money spews out like Sonic the Hedgehog’s rings.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You just keep eating the heirs until it all ‘trickles down’, you see.
Lennnny@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Sounds to me like it’s a well stocked food supply then.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Or it’s a funny thing to write that distracts us from actionable solutions.
taiyang@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I’m sure the contingency is eating the inheritors until no one is left. It’s billionaires all the way down!
RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Don’t worry. We’ll make it a “Family Dinner” 🤫🔪
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You don’t eat them to liberate their money. You eat them to show others of their kind what happens to those who hoard wealth away from the needy.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 6 months ago
And that compels their peers to be charitable to the murderous cannibals how?
Apollo42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Perhaps a slight aversion to being the 2nd course.
zcd@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Billionaire day repeats anytime someone crosses over the threshold