I’m a big fan of veal, so eat their children first.
zcd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
If we switched to eating billionaires instead of eating beef for one day that would solve world hunger indefinitely, food for thought
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 2 weeks ago
Dark.
Just the way I like my baby meat.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You do realize that their money doesn’t go back into the economy when they die, right? They have living wills. It’s not like you can kill a billionaire and all their money spews out like Sonic the Hedgehog’s rings.
Jerkface@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You just keep eating the heirs until it all ‘trickles down’, you see.
Lennnny@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sounds to me like it’s a well stocked food supply then.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Or it’s a funny thing to write that distracts us from actionable solutions.
taiyang@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’m sure the contingency is eating the inheritors until no one is left. It’s billionaires all the way down!
RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t worry. We’ll make it a “Family Dinner” 🤫🔪
some_designer_dude@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You don’t eat them to liberate their money. You eat them to show others of their kind what happens to those who hoard wealth away from the needy.
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
And that compels their peers to be charitable to the murderous cannibals how?
Apollo42@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Perhaps a slight aversion to being the 2nd course.
zcd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Billionaire day repeats anytime someone crosses over the threshold