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But the problem is I have no interest at all in being in a romantic relationship with women. All I want to do is pay a multiple attractive women to have sex with me. But unfortunately prostitution is illegal in Canada so unfortunately I will be a virgin forever.

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Rustmilian@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Go join the porn industry.

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- TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  No you’re wrong. The title will be sad old virgin man getting pegging by multiple teen girls.
  
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abbadon420@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
There are other countries than canada. But that probably isn’t a possibolity for you, with your can’t-do-attitude.

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- TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  True I could go to Germany and pay a woman to have sex with me. But the problem is that I do not know how to speak German.
  
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  - Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Don’t even have to go that far. Nevada has legal prostitution.
    
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    Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    I did Google “closest brothels to Canada” and it seems like there are plenty in Canada. Apparently, while it is illegal to buy sex, police don’t enforce this as they have plenty of actual crimes to be keeping themselves busy with.
    
    So, if it means so much to the OP, they should save up their pennies and go somewhere like Vancouver.
    
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jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Also, I know hookup culture has changed a lot in the decade and a half since I was your age but it’s still possible to have sex at not be in a relationship

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- Emperor@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  
  Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
  
  I’d have definitely had a lot less fun if I’d steered clear if anything that breaks the law.
  
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- TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  The problem is I’m a ugly old man so unfortunately no very attractive woman is ever going to have sex with me just for the fun of it.
  
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  - jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Ig I just assumed you were younger. Regardless, appearance is 50% something you can actually control. Just learn to dress well and how to hold a conversation
    
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