But the problem is I have no interest at all in being in a romantic relationship with women. All I want to do is pay a multiple attractive women to have sex with me. But unfortunately prostitution is illegal in Canada so unfortunately I will be a virgin forever.
Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Also, I know hookup culture has changed a lot in the decade and a half since I was your age but it’s still possible to have sex at not be in a relationship
Ig I just assumed you were younger. Regardless, appearance is 50% something you can actually control. Just learn to dress well and how to hold a conversation
TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
But the problem is I have no interest at all in being in a romantic relationship with women. All I want to do is pay a multiple attractive women to have sex with me. But unfortunately prostitution is illegal in Canada so unfortunately I will be a virgin forever.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Go join the porn industry.
TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
No you’re wrong. The title will be sad old virgin man getting pegging by multiple teen girls.
abbadon420@lemm.ee 2 years ago
There are other countries than canada. But that probably isn’t a possibolity for you, with your can’t-do-attitude.
TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
True I could go to Germany and pay a woman to have sex with me. But the problem is that I do not know how to speak German.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Don’t even have to go that far. Nevada has legal prostitution.
jeffw@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fun fact: just because something is illegal doesn’t mean it’s impossible. Also, I know hookup culture has changed a lot in the decade and a half since I was your age but it’s still possible to have sex at not be in a relationship
Emperor@feddit.uk 1 year ago
I’d have definitely had a lot less fun if I’d steered clear if anything that breaks the law.
TrenGoblin@lemmy.ca 2 years ago
The problem is I’m a ugly old man so unfortunately no very attractive woman is ever going to have sex with me just for the fun of it.
jeffw@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ig I just assumed you were younger. Regardless, appearance is 50% something you can actually control. Just learn to dress well and how to hold a conversation