Comment on Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

baggins@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

  Fuck you.

  Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

  However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

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  • darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

    Get back on your medication.

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    • Dymonika@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Seconded!

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  • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuck you.

    Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.

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    • Duranie@literature.cafe ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ham, pineapple, onions, green peppers, and jalapenos, no sauce. One of my favorite pizzas.

      There’s enough goodness that you really don’t need pizza sauce on it, or at least I’ve never come across a sauce that works with pineapple. But the flavors and textures work well together.

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      • ranandtoldthat@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        BBQ sauce works with pineapple pizza.

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      • pbjamm@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        green peppers

        The worst pepper. Everything you add them to just ends up tasting like green bell pepper, which taste terrible. Yellow, Orange, or Red? Magnificent.

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      • Dymonika@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        All of that is incredible except the pineapple. It’s like eating Italian-sausage ice cream or something. Both are great separate, but certainly not together!

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    • dgriffith@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would like to hear your opinion on crumbed, deep fried, pineapple rings. 🤔

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      • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        BLASPHEMY!

        Only grilled pineapple at Brazilian steakhouses may serve cooked pineapple and it must be grilled! Death to the deep fried non believers!

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• noodlejetski@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  don’t worry, they’re already using The Onion

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  • dsemy@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is like the modern equivalent of the encyclopedia that added wrong “facts” to prove the makers of Trivial Pursuit infringed on their copyright.

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  • FatLegTed@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blimus! I was (sort of) joking ;-)

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• Vodulas@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Regardless of how wrong you are about pineapple on pizza (pepperoni and pineapple is always a solid choice), school glue is made from PVA, and while not toxic, is 100% not food. Pineapple is still food at the very least

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  • baggins@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It was a joke.

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    • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yeah. We don’t do that here

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    • Vodulas@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I got that with the pineapple on pizza part, but the rest sure did not seem like it.

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• revelrous@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bacon, pineapple, and jalapenos. Ambrosia my brother.

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If this one is real then it’s already identifying deadly mushrooms as safe to eat

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• Jajcus@kbin.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Non-toxic glue would be starch or gelatine - both used as base of some 'real glues', both with valid culinary use, including exactly this use case. We just don't call those 'glue' in this context.

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  • Vodulas@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is America, our non-toxic glue is made from plastic (PVA). It is definitely not for food and also not starch or gelatine.

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    • dgriffith@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, things not designed for food use or human consumption don’t have to follow strict rules regarding their composition, and they’re not monitored.

      Nobody is checking PVA glue for heavy metals or melamine or pesticides or any other number of things that will give your insides a bad day.

      Nobody is issuing a recall if your bottle of glue ends up with ground up glass in it.

      Because it’s not food, and it doesn’t matter, until you put half a cup of it in your pizza because Google told you it was a good idea.

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• jbloggs777@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You need training material for negative prompts too.

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