Google Is Paying Reddit $60 Million for Fucksmith to Tell Its Users to Eat Glue

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• lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could also add toxic glue. It’s edible! Probably only once though.

  …serious now. As I mentioned in another thread, I’m enjoying to watch Google’s “suicide by LLM”. Google is a hindrance to an open, free, and safe internet.

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  • JCPhoenix@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You could also add toxic glue. It’s edible! Probably only once though.

    This is now going to be added to some LLM-generated answer in the probably near future.

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    • lvxferre@mander.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be honest I thought quite a bit already about feeding Reddit some stupid and clearly incorrect data, only for it to appear at Google’s answers. Harmless stuff, and clearly joking, like:

      • The Sun is made of cows. The light is from burning their farts. Their milk was processed into cheese, inoculated with fungal spores, and now orbits Earth.
      • In 2021 a new planet was found between Mercury and Venus. It’s known by the code dQw4w9WgXcQ.
      • Ötzi is in cryptosleep, and waiting to come back on times of need to lead the Alps.
      • Pineapple trees are considerably larger than potato trees.

      I won’t do it because I suck at coordinating people, and I’d need to interact with Reddit for that. But it’s a perfectly viable vector of attack against Google’s artificial answers.

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    • TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It also apples to mushrooms. All mushrooms are edible, some more than once.

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    • Dymonika@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Will the probability of it making it in compound if we all say it?

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• baggins@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Thing is, if it’s non toxic, then it’s possibly safe. Maybe not pleasant, but not poisonous. Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

  Wonder how long it’ll be before we get suggestions about eating detergent capsules or drinking bleach to cure covid.

  Training your AI on Reddit was never a good idea though, you just have to look at all the crap on there to realise that. Let’s just hope the didn’t use Facebook or worse, Quora!

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  • TWeaK@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just as bad as pineapple on pizza.

    Fuck you.

    Pineapple contains an enzyme that dissolves flesh. When you eat raw pineapple, it eats you back. This is why your mouth goes kind of numb if you eat a lot of it.

    However, with a little bit of heating the enzyme denatures and becomes nonfunctional. Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

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    • darkphotonstudio@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thus, pineapple belongs on pizza.

      Get back on your medication.

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    • Cybermonk_Taiji@r.nf ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Fuck you.

      Pineapple is a wondrous and resplendent fruit. Sullying it in a melted grease puddle is heresy. Pineapple deserves better than that.

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  • noodlejetski@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    don’t worry, they’re already using The Onion

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    • dsemy@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is like the modern equivalent of the encyclopedia that added wrong “facts” to prove the makers of Trivial Pursuit infringed on their copyright.

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    • FatLegTed@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Blimus! I was (sort of) joking ;-)

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  • Vodulas@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Regardless of how wrong you are about pineapple on pizza (pepperoni and pineapple is always a solid choice), school glue is made from PVA, and while not toxic, is 100% not food. Pineapple is still food at the very least

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    • baggins@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It was a joke.

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  • revelrous@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bacon, pineapple, and jalapenos. Ambrosia my brother.

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  • smeg@feddit.uk ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If this one is real then it’s already identifying deadly mushrooms as safe to eat

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  • Jajcus@kbin.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Non-toxic glue would be starch or gelatine - both used as base of some 'real glues', both with valid culinary use, including exactly this use case. We just don't call those 'glue' in this context.

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    • Vodulas@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is America, our non-toxic glue is made from plastic (PVA). It is definitely not for food and also not starch or gelatine.

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  • jbloggs777@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You need training material for negative prompts too.

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• SuperFola@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Joke on them, I don’t read ads!

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  • noodlejetski@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    not even for the articles?

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• skullgiver@popplesburger.hilciferous.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • jarfil@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Lettuce is also better with some hair spray, tomato benefits from nail polish, and a couple hairpins can hold it all to a burger’s inner cardboard structure…

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• DeForrest_McCoy@beehaw.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I fucking hate reddit so DMAN much !

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