If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.
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eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
if you order elon musk from wish, you get something better
henfredemars@infosec.pub 1 month ago
hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.
knightmare1147@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This is my new favorite insult.
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kamenlady@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Elon?
Slovene@feddit.nl 1 month ago
I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.
HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 1 month ago
But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense
gigachad@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.
Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.