Comment on Believe what you see, not what you’re told

eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• gigachad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this the 2024 version of chuck norris jokes

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  • eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Once a cobra bit elon’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died of burnout.

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    • Black616Angel@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Elon doesn’t buy honey, he chews out workers.

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• henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  If Elon buys out your company, it will be so successful that your revenue rolls over and you actually lose money.

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• hessenjunge@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought Elon is what you get when ordering Tony Stark from Wish but this is better.

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• knightmare1147@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This is my new favorite insult.

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• stoicwisesigma@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Salutations Lemmy, sorry for the intrusion but I’m here to advertise my course on how to pick up the ladies. I used to be an incel, then using this knowledge I scored a blazing hot 10/10 Asian girl, lasted for about 7 years until we went through a divorce after I found her sleeping with 2 black guys & filming it when I got home from work and ended up taking the kids, simply put I don’t want that to happen to anyone else, SK I offer a LTO discount on it, DM for more information fellow sigma brothers

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  • kamenlady@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Elon?

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    • Slovene@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’m pretty sure it’s a satyrical account.

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      • sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Better hide the wine and the wood nymphs.

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      • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        But only ever trolls on posts with left-leaning undertones, probably trying to devalue the underlying message by adding distracting nonsense

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