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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For the joke to work.

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  • tor@poeng.link ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope, had to be cakes out, specifically to piss off the people who get angry when they detect something men stereotypically enjoy.

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      • Bertuccio@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Actually they’re all lesbians…

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      • Chobeo@discuss.online ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Cakey snatch isn’t exactly my preferred choice but when in Rome.

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i still don’t see what the point is.

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    • Croquette@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Because a sexual relationship requires 2 people to touch, so it is a relatable setup.

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        yeah but like, you don’t need to specify that one individual is naked. If that’s a required factoid of the statement, the engineer, mathematician, and physicist should also be naked. But there’s no mention of that.

        Now i don’t have much experience in relationships, particularly inter personal ones, but to my knowledge, you are generally clothed most of the time.

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Were you neutered as a child?

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        no i just don’t fucking understand why the naked woman matters here.

        Could be fucking anything, a pile of a billion dollars. Three turtles, or a goat, it’s the same joke.

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    • 0x10097110@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The engineer will never reach her, but his boner will.

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      • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        im pretty sure most people have arms. An engineer almost certainly does.

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• NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Because humanity has no other desires between math and tits apparently.

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  • Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can confirm.

    (I’m both a mathematician and a pervert)

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    and yelling at people who don’t understand, apparently.

    I’ve committed the most heinous of crimes according to the internet, not understanding the joke. Sorry i’m autistic lmao.

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  • arken@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So, I understand why there is a naked woman in the joke, what I don’t understand is her motivation.

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    • NegativeInf@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t you know women are objects and have no motivations. /s obviously

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    • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      man i didn’t even fucking try asking that question, i was just concerned about the roots of the hypothetical presented.

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• echolalia@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only straight men are mathematicians, physicists and engineers. This is why the joke is framed this way.

  See: responses from OP, valiantly defending his choice to “piss people off”, instead of noticing the joke is just yet another reminder that men are default.

  After all, sexism is over, and STEM isn’t hostile to women/non-heteronormative people. It’s all in our head.

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  • Halosheep@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a .ml tier comment lmao

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    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yay we got instance racism ib lemmy!

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      • Halosheep@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        When they can learn to behave themselves and stop giving the dumbest takes in every discussion, they can have my respect back.

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  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hi there friend, I am here to inform you that many woman also like the titty. Gay girls exist my friend it’s a lovely world, and the gender of the three professionals is never specified.

    I’ll assume ya ain’t trying to be homophobic my friend but I hope you keep that in mind for future refference.

    I’ll also stand by the fact that many gay dudes are also chill with nude gals. The human form is a beauty isn’t it?

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    • echolalia@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not going to spend much time engaging with your comment because you didn’t read mine well.

      I did not mention race.

      I included mention of gay folks (see non-heteronormative). The “joke” doesn’t work unless the stem major desires being very close to a naked woman, so I don’t find your mention of gay men to make sense.

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      • loaExMachina@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You did a racism. You did an imperialism. You did a nationalism. You did a xenophobia. You did a white fragility. You did a weak apology. You did no growth. This makes it abundantly clear you don’t understand the intersectional nature of the multiplicity of your offenses

        /s

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s the vibe i’m getting, but it’s a really fucking hypothetical regardless.

    “there are a fisher, a farmer, and a welder in a bar, on the other side is cthulhu” is basically how it’s worded

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• kaffiene@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sexism, obvs

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  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s a possibility.

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