Comment on If I wanted to, hypothetically, guarentee that I shit my pants 2 to 6 hours from now, how should I do it?

Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• spare_muppets@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can’t stop laughing from thinking about someone stuffing marshmallows up their ass.

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  • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    <insert mark as NSFW train copypasta>

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve tried it too? I got to 31, then farted…

    My girlfriend wasn’t impressed.

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      sounds like cloudseeding

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this speaking from experience?

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I kinda want to try this to see if it’s true but also ewww

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• nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  nobody:
  klysma kinkers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This, plus your username backwards, makes me think this is the voice of experience.

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• Cosmocrat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A banana or 3 is more ergonomic and has the same effect.

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• olutukko@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  this is true. don’t ask how I know

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