But then you have to move all the time. A pile of bodies might scare off bike thieves.
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gmtom@lemmy.world 7 months agoIf anything it would be easier in America.
Just shoot them the second they touch it. Even if they’re running away with it and you shoot them in the back you will gey away with it.
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
And009@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
Would being near a school would help?
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Not as much as being near a pig farm would
ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
Disclaimer: This post advises you to commit crimes. Do not take this post as fact.
Disclaimer pt.2: You may get away with it “in Texas, at night, and on your own property,” but you have to hit all 3/3 of those, if you have 0/3, 1/3, or 2/3, you are also going to be prosecuted.
graymess@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Alternatively, run over with car. You can commit any crime while in a car and get away with it. It’s the law.
NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This protip only works for Cops
Kalothar@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Yeah or the rich
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Nah, rich people don’t really do that. They’ll just ruin your life and let you take care of the rest.