Comment on Anon has nerdy hobbies

mynachmadarch@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• squid_slime@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How do I sign up comrade?

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  • unreachable@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “willing and able”

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    • iiGxC@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Submissive and breedable

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      To monitor the emergency exit door of the orgy room.

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• Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait, isn’t this what session 0 is for? Getting all the tension out and working through your issues?

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• Sabata11792@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Can I wear full plate to the orgy?

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  • platypode@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It is in fact required

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    • Hupf@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Always wear protection

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      • TheFriar@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s why I only have sex surrounded by landmines. And I put one up my ass because I’m not GAY DONT TOUCH MY ASSHOLE

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only the massively oversized codpiece is required, but you’ve got to attach it to something

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s classism!

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• Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Found the Greek!

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• Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Sex communism solves all.

  Controlling the means of reproduction!

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