Comment on A wonderful day begins

wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cirrhosis of the liver will get you first.

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  • frostysauce@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pfft. You’re underestimating the human liver.

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If we’re not joking, I kind of think the liver would go first. Unless your mixing it to like a 4% ABV, then maybe the beetus might get ya first.

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      • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Some alkies go decades drinking way more than that every single day. Humans are surprisingly resilient. Inspirational, really

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  • ma11en@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sugar free coke would be the way to go.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Skip the Coke altogether, to much caffeine. Just stick to rum neat.

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      • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        After that much it would be rum messy.

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    • Woozythebear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Sugar-free means they are using a sugar substitute known as aspartame that’s known to cause cancer.

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      • ma11en@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Everything causes cancer, and if you’re drinking yourself do to death then neither diabetes or cancer really matter.

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      • Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Alcohol is also a known carcinogen and cause of numerous health issues. Probably worse than the aspartame

        Plus all the extra sodium will give you kidney stones

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good.

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