“When life gives you bricks.”
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joyjoy@lemm.ee 6 months agoThe police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.
Gork@lemm.ee 6 months ago
snooggums@midwest.social 6 months ago
“Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”
cm0002@lemmy.world 6 months ago
You forgot step 1, be rich
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?
joyjoy@lemm.ee 6 months ago
That’s how they caught me