Comment on I literally died.

eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  The police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.

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  • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s how they caught me

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  • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “When life gives you bricks.”

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    • snooggums@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      “Throw them through windows to create a business opportunity.”

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  • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You forgot step 1, be rich

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.

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