I literally died.

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• eager_eagle@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A good company meets needs. A great company creates markets.

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The police didn’t like my response when I told them why I started smashing windows to advertise my window replacement business.

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you remember to tie the flyers around the bricks this time?

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “When life gives you bricks.”

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    • cm0002@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You forgot step 1, be rich

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s the plot of the Charlie Chaplin film The Kid. His adopted street urchin smashes windows and he comes around and offers to sell a replacement.

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• TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That sounds a bit ineffective, I don’t think there will be much to bury after the fact

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, the janitor still have to pack up the bits and pieces after the incident.

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• odium@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Buy one get one free at the wangsheng funeral parlor.

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• llama@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This killed me.

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  • Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FUCKINF 💀

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• Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Come a little closer

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• Vigilante@lemmy.today ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can they have your body OP ?

  (referencing the title)

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