Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.
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AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A quick question, should the software engineer lick the monitor screen or the keyboard?
I… uh… am asking for a friend who is a software engineer.
I am a butterfly instructor.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Nelots@lemm.ee 8 months ago
This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 months ago
The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.
psud@aussie.zone 8 months ago
I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They taste more like flies and less like butter.
Source
Don’t ask.
pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.
Use the onLick() event.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Isn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.
So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.
mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Lmao dammit emacs
ulterno@lemmy.kde.social 8 months ago
Hey there I am Dev
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.
The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often in different countries or continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.
SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
ssh into the server and lick your desktop’s motherboard
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Gives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.
odium@programming.dev 8 months ago
Also, I don’t know if Amazon will let my friend in a similar situation into their data centers to lick the AWS motherboards.
AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
AMZN can charge extra as part of their AWS plan to allow enhanced debugging.
deur@feddit.nl 8 months ago
This is 100% false