Comment on Can I lick it? Yes you can.

AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the motherboard. how else can you tell that it is working?

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment, I would… I mean my friend would have to shove their head into a server rack that is consuming high amounts of wattage. My friend would then have to try reaching for the motherboard by extending their tongue.

    The only problem I see here is travelling to the data centre which are often in different countries or continents. I am not sure if their employer would cover that expense.

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    • SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ssh into the server and lick your desktop’s motherboard

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      • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Gives a whole new meaning to SSH tunnelling.

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    • odium@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Also, I don’t know if Amazon will let my friend in a similar situation into their data centers to lick the AWS motherboards.

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      • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        AMZN can charge extra as part of their AWS plan to allow enhanced debugging.

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    • deur@feddit.nl ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Given most software engineers develop in a cloud environment

      This is 100% false

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most keyboards get really gross after a while and are hardly ever cleaned. I’d go for the monitor.

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  • Nelots@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is why they never get cleaned, you gotta start somewhere. Lick the keyboard!

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    • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Apple could have avoided an entire lawsuit for their butterfly keyboards, if their users did this one thing. SMH.

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• AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The butterflies. Someone needs to see if they taste of butter.

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  • psud@aussie.zone ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I have eaten fried moth. Tasted much like almond

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They taste more like flies and less like butter.

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    Don’t ask.

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• pirrrrrrrr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Licking is for mouses and touch-pads.

  Use the onLick() event.

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t there a game where if you put ketchup on the disc it does something to make it easier to speedrun? So licking might be too unreasonable

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  • AusatKeyboardPremi@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks for sharing the insight. Apparently, it was a speed run hack on Xbox for an old SpongeBob game.

    So, there’s some precedent set in the field of computer peripheral licking to improve results.

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• mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lmao dammit emacs

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• ulterno@lemmy.kde.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hey there I am Dev

  I set the universal constants.

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