We can talk about how boring a soccer game
The nation’s “national passtime” is baseball lmao I don’t think we have a leg to stand on there bud.
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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months agoOk.
“Hey. Come over and get some BBQ and food that doesn’t look like sad beans. We can talk about how boring a soccer game is when one team leads and they just play keep away for 40 minutes. Man, this corn on the cob is so good. Sure glad my teeth are straight so I can eat it super easy. Anyone else enjoy having a complete global dominance on movies, tv, and pop culture? How about the internet?”
Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 months ago
ARk@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Found the American
bermuda@beehaw.org 7 months ago
They’re right though, soccer is boring
Estt@lemmy.today 7 months ago
The most watched sport in the world is boring? Most of the world beg to differ…
bermuda@beehaw.org 7 months ago
Well good thing I don’t care what they think
WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 7 months ago
Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you’ll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn’t just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you’ll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.
ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee 7 months ago
You’d never hear any Americans talking about soccer unless their kids were playing in a Rec league
Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 months ago
I’m sitting here in China laughing my arse off at how inferior you are.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
This is why Taiwan is so much better than China.
Nakoichi@hexbear.net 7 months ago
wdym? Taiwan is in China?
Flyberius@hexbear.net 7 months ago
What is why? Because you get to maintain that familiar sense of inferiority that you are used to?
gmtom@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Americans showing the world again and again that they are completely incapable of comedy.
Gabu@lemmy.world 7 months ago
LMAO, this clown is acting like american food is real food.
Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now keep eating it as your countries get fatter and fatter.