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ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

Ok.

“Hey. Come over and get some BBQ and food that doesn’t look like sad beans. We can talk about how boring a soccer game is when one team leads and they just play keep away for 40 minutes. Man, this corn on the cob is so good. Sure glad my teeth are straight so I can eat it super easy. Anyone else enjoy having a complete global dominance on movies, tv, and pop culture? How about the internet?”

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Gabu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
LMAO, this clown is acting like american food is real food.

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- Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  Now keep eating it as your countries get fatter and fatter.
  
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Nakoichi@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

We can talk about how boring a soccer game

The nation’s “national passtime” is baseball lmao I don’t think we have a leg to stand on there bud.

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ARk@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Found the American

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- bermuda@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  They’re right though, soccer is boring
  
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  - Estt@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    The most watched sport in the world is boring? Most of the world beg to differ…
    
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    bermuda@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    Well good thing I don’t care what they think
    
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WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Careful not to burn yourself at that BBQ 'cos you’ll have to go into debt to afford a sticking plaster. That is if any gathering of Americans larger than two doesn’t just immediately devolve into a mass shooting again. Maybe you’ll see a weather balloon and have to hide indoors from the Chinese.

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ThirdWorldOrder@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
You’d never hear any Americans talking about soccer unless their kids were playing in a Rec league

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Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
I’m sitting here in China laughing my arse off at how inferior you are.

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- ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
  This is why Taiwan is so much better than China.
  
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  - Nakoichi@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    wdym? Taiwan is in China?
    
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  - Flyberius@hexbear.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    What is why? Because you get to maintain that familiar sense of inferiority that you are used to?
    
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gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
Americans showing the world again and again that they are completely incapable of comedy.

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