You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
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DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?
You could also do this in reverse.
Anal -> wipedown -> BJ (no swallow) -> Make Out -> Rimjob
… I … guess step 2 is technically optional.
Why are you shuddering about the optionality of step two, when 3 steps down the line there’s a rimjob planned?
Because its depths were recently plumbed (see step 1), and then the … undesirable residue was hopefully mostly disposed of (see step 2), so, its likely relatively clean enough for kisses, in step 5.
Is “Shhhh, is only smells” too old/obscure a reference?
Unfortunately yes, at least for myself.
… link?
This is probably my best option here. The links to the actual content are in that thread if you’re still curious after reading the description, but I wouldn’t feel comfortable linking you directly to a blowjob with a poo nugget.
Literally what happens in one of the first porn videos I remember watching (probably not among the first I watched, just, uh, memorable)
TherapyGary@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
https___sh.itjust.works_pictrs_image_d703e0e7-b99a-4799-a376-a1934b047a21