Comment on My asshole will never recover.

Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• MeatPilot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Do you use your fingers or a fork?

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Mounted slingshot with a latch release set up under a specially designed chair that has a hole in the seat for precision alignment.

    Set the slingshot, drop the food in, pull the trigger. No unsanitary poking with tools or fingers needed.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Finger is for fun,

    I use utensils like a civilized gentleman.

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• eupraxia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  as above, so below

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    As within, so without

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• rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That’s a good idea. Going forward I, too, will check how spicy something is by first sticking some up this person’s butt.

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• HugeNerd@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the monkey joke

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