Comment on They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  We can’t bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don’t go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m’shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. “Gimme five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we… oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. I didn’t have any white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…

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  • Klear@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That can’t be it. Too cromulent.

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    • danciestlobster@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Til a new vocab word

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      • rmuk@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Consider yourself embiggened.

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      • chunk6235@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Always happy to see someone embiggen their vocabulary

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• mrmaplebar@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Dementia.

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Use AI to summarize his AI post silly!

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Funny I tried that in Grok and it gave me the following

    the post in question describes bad people inflicting evil on the great and glorious Trump. Heil Hitler!

    Wasn’t helpful

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