A buddha walks into a sculpting studio and says “Make me.”
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cattywampas@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 11 hours ago
Davel23@fedia.io 15 hours ago
The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
WappleFF27@feddit.online 9 hours ago
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.