Reminds me of this excellent video of a newscaster trying to tell a version of this joke to the actual Dalai Lama and absolutely flopping
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cattywampas@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says “Make me one with everything.”
inbn@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
That was honestly painful to watch but oh man was it funny 🤣
nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 2 weeks ago
A buddha walks into a sculpting studio and says “Make me.”
Davel23@fedia.io 2 weeks ago
The hot dog vendor hands over the sausage and bun with all the trimmings, and the Buddhist hands over a twenty. The vendor pockets it.
The Buddhist asks “Where’s my change?” and the vendor replies “change must come from within”.
tetrachromacy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”
The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The hot dog vendor scoffed confidently, “You won’t shoot, you don’t have the nerve on ya’.”
WappleFF27@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
A piano falls on the buddhist and kills him. The hot dog vendor was enlightened.