Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report

• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I gotta say, of all the Jesuses, Korean Jesus is my favorite. Bro is ripped for your sins

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Swole Jesus deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!

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  • leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    More of a smith’s build than a carpenter’s, though, I think…

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• darctiger88@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  He might have been, those features aren’t unheard of in that part of the world. My Greek husband was born with blond hair and has green eyes, his parents have blue eyes. He probably wasn’t, but even a minority of Palestinians are blonde.

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  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Must have been an aryan in the woodpile.

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• Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But he did speak English and have a crucifix on a chain around his neck, right?

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ok, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let’s talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons

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    • Codpiece@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      So we’re just glossing over Adam banging his own female clone then?

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      • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        That’s getting discussed tomorrow

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Obviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15.

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  • siriusmart@feddit.uk ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    bro, no spoilers

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