What are you talking about? Next thing you’re going to say he wasn’t blond and blue-eyed?
Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 hours ago
They also probably think jesus is white
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 15 hours ago
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
I gotta say, of all the Jesuses, Korean Jesus is my favorite. Bro is ripped for your sins
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Swole Jesus deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
More of a smith’s build than a carpenter’s, though, I think…
darctiger88@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
He might have been, those features aren’t unheard of in that part of the world. My Greek husband was born with blond hair and has green eyes, his parents have blue eyes. He probably wasn’t, but even a minority of Palestinians are blonde.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
Must have been an aryan in the woodpile.
Codpiece@feddit.uk 14 hours ago
But he did speak English and have a crucifix on a chain around his neck, right?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Obviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Ok, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let’s talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons
Codpiece@feddit.uk 5 hours ago
So we’re just glossing over Adam banging his own female clone then?
siriusmart@feddit.uk 7 hours ago
bro, no spoilers
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
They think St George was British
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
English, he was English!!