They think St George was British
Comment on Christian nationalism in Britain driven by people who seldom go to church, says report
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
They also probably think jesus is white
ohulancutash@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
English, he was English!!
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What are you talking about? Next thing you’re going to say he wasn’t blond and blue-eyed?
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
But he did speak English and have a crucifix on a chain around his neck, right?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Obviously. And he loved shooting his AR-15.
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Ok, seeing as you mentioned the crucifix thing let’s talk about why Adam and Eve have belly buttons
Codpiece@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
So we’re just glossing over Adam banging his own female clone then?
siriusmart@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
bro, no spoilers
MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I gotta say, of all the Jesuses, Korean Jesus is my favorite. Bro is ripped for your sins
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Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Swole Jesus deliver us from the temptation to skip leg day!
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
More of a smith’s build than a carpenter’s, though, I think…
darctiger88@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He might have been, those features aren’t unheard of in that part of the world. My Greek husband was born with blond hair and has green eyes, his parents have blue eyes. He probably wasn’t, but even a minority of Palestinians are blonde.
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Must have been an aryan in the woodpile.