i never expected this to be such a common issue
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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Bro when you pee while shitting and youre not completely soft and you pee out the space between the two parts of the toilet 💀💀💀
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Ferris@infosec.pub 5 months ago
you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?
pineapplelover@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I hate when this happens
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Actually, you need the cock software update.
Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Really? I’d expect a firmware update
n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
Big ceramics dont want to make new moulds
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 5 months ago
This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty
DanglingFury@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Also if it’s cold as shit
Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I live in the UK so it’s cold as balls outside a good chunk of the year. Often when I get home from work my dick is so shrivelled it’s practically inverted. No way to aim it. Stand and pee, it goes everywhere. Sit and pee, it goes through the gap between the seat and the porcelain onto the floor or my pants.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You have to give it a little rub before your pee. Mini wank before your pee goes in the tank, rub the willy before getting pissy. Spank the monkey before urine dunky. You know the old stroke and spoke, the fiddle and piddle.
CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 5 months ago
I think this is more honest than “not completely soft” I’m having a hard time imagining a pre chub pointing out but also not hitting the seat
Rodeo@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
It must be just little.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
I once had a double stream and one of them flowed right on to my legs