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AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

• Aggravationstation@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I live in the UK so it’s cold as balls outside a good chunk of the year. Often when I get home from work my dick is so shrivelled it’s practically inverted. No way to aim it. Stand and pee, it goes everywhere. Sit and pee, it goes through the gap between the seat and the porcelain onto the floor or my pants.

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  • Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    You have to give it a little rub before your pee. Mini wank before your pee goes in the tank, rub the willy before getting pissy. Spank the monkey before urine dunky. You know the old stroke and spoke, the fiddle and piddle.

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  • CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I think this is more honest than “not completely soft” I’m having a hard time imagining a pre chub pointing out but also not hitting the seat

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    • Rodeo@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      It must be just little.

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I once had a double stream and one of them flowed right on to my legs

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• stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  i never expected this to be such a common issue

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• Ferris@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  you mean you send it out from under the toilet lid?

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  • pineapplelover@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I hate when this happens

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• Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Holy fuck this is the worst thing ever why havent they fixed this flaw in toilet seat design yet

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  • Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Actually, you need the cock software update.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Really? I’d expect a firmware update

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  • n3m37h@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Big ceramics dont want to make new moulds

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• CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This only happened when I was a little kid and my penis was so small it rested on top of my balls. I had to push my dick down until puberty

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• DanglingFury@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Also if it’s cold as shit

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