Do you sometimes forget to flush?
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wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I’d be okay with this if I could integrate it with home assistant. Just poo, wipe, and go. If seat goes from detecting a user to not detecting a user for 30 seconds, then flush, wait 15 seconds, disperse air freshener aroma.
It can’t be through a company cloud system though, it’s got to be local only. My poo schedule is not for data collection! :p
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
It’s not forgetting, it’s the extra few seconds adding up. I’ve got important places to be!
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Doing imortant business.
0x0@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
How does the system handle skid marks?
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
That’s in the works but requires a camera and object/color recognition xP
dethmetaljeff@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
You’re forgetting the cardinal rule of home automation. Everything must also work “normally” if HA were to go down.
Nurgus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Eh, that’s overrated. My HA server runs on RAID1 hotplug drives with multiple layers of UPS. It can survive multiple drive failures with zero downtime, even when physically replacing the drives.
I’m more interested in evading the online only cloud dependent bullshit many devices have.
dethmetaljeff@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
I mean, sure, that’s neat and all but my toilet still needs an analog flusher.
Nurgus@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Eh. My bog has a bluetooth controlled bidet so HA can wash my bottom, should i ever want it to…
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 2 days ago
Also add a camera directed at the butthole to save water if it was poop or no. Also to show a progressbar of how things r going. Just make sure to stream the video unencrypted to the cloud.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Write this down, write this down! YouPoop.net here we go baby
SomethingBurger@jlai.lu 2 days ago
You can probably build something with a smart valve. The mechanism for flushers is really simple.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 days ago
What about mercy flushes? Air freshener can be as bad or worst then the odor you are trying to coverup.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 days ago
I am concerned about what is coming from your butt :p
SparroHawc@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Sorry, the best we can do is only having one data breach every six months, and the toilet refusing to flush if the internet ever goes out.