I hope you steal his phone and change his ringer to Needles on the regular.
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NatakuNox@lemmy.world 5 hours agoFunny story. I have a friend named Jimmy. One he came back from a trip to the Amazon rainforest. About a week after while showering he felt something wiggling around back there. When he tried to grab it he felt the worm go back up into his body ಠ_ಠ
We call him Earth Worm Jim now.
SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Tapeworm eh? Easy way to get rid of those just eat eggs n bacon everyday for breakfast for a month straight. Final day of the month just eat eggs.
When the little bastard sticks his head out to complain about the lack of bacon you grab him and yank him out.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
That’s not where I saw this going. Ha
NatakuNox@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
Pull on it like you’re trying to start a lawn mower.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
=.=™
What the fffaaaa~