Comment on BIG GEOLOGY

EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• somePotato@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Every experiment so far has shown that when you toss COVID patients into active volcanoes instead of using the standard treatment there’s a 99% reduction in deaths by COVID, but big pharma doesn’t want you to know that

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  • Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They count those are covid deaths just to make trump look bad! /s

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  • xantoxis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That 1% of patients was just earl, who died of covid on the ride up to the caldera. Shouldn’t really be counted.

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• Wogi@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They’ll have enough lava to last the rest of their lives!

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• ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Has this been tested yet? … or have they already tested it and haven’t told anyone?

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  • ursakhiin@beehaw.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    And why are they hiding the truth?

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• Steve@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Only if they refuse to be vaccinated…

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• troyunrau@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m pretty sure this is the basis of Scientology – throwing the unvaccinated into volcanoes so they can become force ghosts.

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• PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yes, we single.

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  • EmergMemeHologram@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Autocorrect hates me.

    They go back to words and rewrite them on iOS!

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