Comment on Just checking in to see if anyone cares that the mumbling turtle is still on full salary while being MIA for two-and-a-half months

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He absolutely has to be, or at least has such brain damage he cannot function properly. They wouldn’t go through so much to hide his state like this.

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  • smeenz@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re hiding the entire state of Kentucky?

    I guess I’m good with that.

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      But…muh Jack…

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• lemmygarden@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Accuttaally He’s on life support and being flipped twice a day to prevent the corpse from infection

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• rethnor@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe he moved to Moscow

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• goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Still waiting for anything to actually come from it AND be able to finally officially celebrate

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just celebrate now. Worst case scenario is he’s not actually dead but will be soon, so you can celebrate twice!

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    • goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      YeahI know. Maybe if I find another bottle of bubbly to try out

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yep. Be interesting how they wiggle out of this.

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