Comment on The line cook quietly handed me this

• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “Is that bad?”

  “Well, it’s not good.”

  source

  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doctor: Uh So, Timmy, I got your bloodwork in, and I have a couple of questions.

    Timmy: Okay.

    Doctor: Just about how many hot dogs do you eat a day?

    Timmy: How many hot dogs?

    Doctor: Yeah.

    Timmy: Geez. I don’t know. I mean, you know, some days I could eat a couple and some days I don’t eat any.

    Doctor: Okay. Let’s just say for an average. Take your whole week and try to figure out what your daily amount would be.

    Timmy: I have no idea.

    Doctor: Just try.

    Timmy: Okay. A whole week average per day would be something like, I don’t know, seven.

    Doctor: Seven hot dogs?

    Timmy: Seven, yeah.

    Doctor: A day?

    Timmy: ls that high?

    Doctor: It’s a little high.

    Timmy: ls that bad?

    Doctor: Well It’s not good.

    Timmy: I mean, l’m just ball-parking here, you know?

    Doctor: Sure, sure. Timmy, I wanna try something if you don’t mind. Walk me through one of your days.

    Timmy: Walk you through my day?

    Doctor: Yeah, just take me through a day in a life of Timmy.

    Timmy: Okay. Well I wake up, and I take a shower. And, you know, get ready for work. I go downstairs and I have a bagel and something for breakfast.

    Doctor: And something?

    Timmy: A hot dog.

    Doctor: Hot dog. Okay.

    Timmy: I mean, I do usually eat a hot dog there.

    Doctor: Okay.

    Timmy: Then I take the train to work.

    Doctor: Slow down. Slow down. Does anything happen on the way to work?

    Timmy: Oh. Ha ha. I almost forgot. On the way to the subway there is a hotdog stand, so I usually have one or two, yeah.

    Doctor: Two hot dogs.

    Timmy: Yeah. I usually have two hotdogs before work.

    Doctor: So that’s three hot dogs before work.

    Timmy: Right, yeah. If you’re gonna count the one at home. I mean, this is all just breakfast, you know?

    Doctor: No, I understand. I get it.

    Timmy: Then I just go through my whole day at work.

    Doctor: Okay.Hold up. Walk me through your workday. What happens at lunch?

    Timmy: Oh, lunch, well I mean, some days I’ll just blow through lunch because of how busy I am and all.

    Doctor: Really?

    Timmy: Well l’m pretty sure I did that once.

    Doctor: Okay. Well, on the days that you’re not ‘‘blowing through lunch’’ what do you have?

    Timmy: Well, on those days sometimes it could just be a salad.

    Doctor: Could it?

    Timmy: Yeah. But it’s usually–

    Doctor: It’s usually hot dogs?

    Timmy: Yeah, it’s usually hot dogs.

    Doctor: How many hot dogs?

    Timmy: I don’t know. Anywhere between one and four.

    Doctor: Four hot dogs.

    Timmy: Yeah, that’s probably safe.

    Doctor: Well, I hope there’s no more hot dogs in the day 'cause we’re up to seven now.

    Timmy: Yeah, on second thought, that number might be a little low.

    source

    • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      My friend how long did you spend on this

      source

      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not long. I found the script online. It was a little jumbled and missing the character names. I just added those and cleaned it up a bit.

        source

        • -> View More Comments