I think this is how doctors expect me to answer auestions about alcohol and smoking. Ive smoked kne cigarette ever, and a single beer gets me drunk for the night, about once a week. Doctors hear that and think im having 3 hot dogs before i get to work
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davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Obligatory wkuk sketch
Funkt4st1c@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I love that it starts with 0-2 hotdogs and then escalates to 7 by lunchtime.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
“Is that bad?”
“Well, it’s not good.”
Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Doctor: Uh So, Timmy, I got your bloodwork in, and I have a couple of questions.
Timmy: Okay.
Doctor: Just about how many hot dogs do you eat a day?
Timmy: How many hot dogs?
Doctor: Yeah.
Timmy: Geez. I don’t know. I mean, you know, some days I could eat a couple and some days I don’t eat any.
Doctor: Okay. Let’s just say for an average. Take your whole week and try to figure out what your daily amount would be.
Timmy: I have no idea.
Doctor: Just try.
Timmy: Okay. A whole week average per day would be something like, I don’t know, seven.
Doctor: Seven hot dogs?
Timmy: Seven, yeah.
Doctor: A day?
Timmy: ls that high?
Doctor: It’s a little high.
Timmy: ls that bad?
Doctor: Well It’s not good.
Timmy: I mean, l’m just ball-parking here, you know?
Doctor: Sure, sure. Timmy, I wanna try something if you don’t mind. Walk me through one of your days.
Timmy: Walk you through my day?
Doctor: Yeah, just take me through a day in a life of Timmy.
Timmy: Okay. Well I wake up, and I take a shower. And, you know, get ready for work. I go downstairs and I have a bagel and something for breakfast.
Doctor: And something?
Timmy: A hot dog.
Doctor: Hot dog. Okay.
Timmy: I mean, I do usually eat a hot dog there.
Doctor: Okay.
Timmy: Then I take the train to work.
Doctor: Slow down. Slow down. Does anything happen on the way to work?
Timmy: Oh. Ha ha. I almost forgot. On the way to the subway there is a hotdog stand, so I usually have one or two, yeah.
Doctor: Two hot dogs.
Timmy: Yeah. I usually have two hotdogs before work.
Doctor: So that’s three hot dogs before work.
Timmy: Right, yeah. If you’re gonna count the one at home. I mean, this is all just breakfast, you know?
Doctor: No, I understand. I get it.
Timmy: Then I just go through my whole day at work.
Doctor: Okay.Hold up. Walk me through your workday. What happens at lunch?
Timmy: Oh, lunch, well I mean, some days I’ll just blow through lunch because of how busy I am and all.
Doctor: Really?
Timmy: Well l’m pretty sure I did that once.
Doctor: Okay. Well, on the days that you’re not ‘‘blowing through lunch’’ what do you have?
Timmy: Well, on those days sometimes it could just be a salad.
Doctor: Could it?
Timmy: Yeah. But it’s usually–
Doctor: It’s usually hot dogs?
Timmy: Yeah, it’s usually hot dogs.
Doctor: How many hot dogs?
Timmy: I don’t know. Anywhere between one and four.
Doctor: Four hot dogs.
Timmy: Yeah, that’s probably safe.
Doctor: Well, I hope there’s no more hot dogs in the day 'cause we’re up to seven now.
Timmy: Yeah, on second thought, that number might be a little low.
davetortoise@reddthat.com 2 months ago
My friend how long did you spend on this
davidagain@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This is absolute gold thank you so much.