Seat warmers are great, but I want my water to remain cold. Wakes you up
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SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I have one of those fancy Japanese bidet toilet seats at home and it has a built in seat warmers. Its like this everytime I take a shit. Its great. Especially in the cold months.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Nothing sucks like sitting down on a freezing toilet seat and hearing your asshole pucker up with windows XP shutdown sound.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 hours ago
I run Arsch btw
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
One thing does. When your bidet’s thermometer breaks so it doesn’t keep your bum water nice and warm. A cold bidet is not a joy in the middle of the night in winter.
Fredselfish@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
My wife says the bidet made all my sons gay. Because all three of my son’s identify as gay, and we had install one of those in their bathroom in 2020 during the height of the toilet paper scare.