Comment on Saw this at the store this morning, took a double take

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

• froh42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Is there a difference between Budweiser and having sex in a canoe? Nope. Both are fucking close to water.

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  • Peppycito@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Usually you’d start that joke with ‘what do x and y have in common’

    Starting with what’s the difference works when there’s a difference. Like this, what’s the difference between a woman in a confessional and a woman in a bathtub? One has hope in her soul. ’

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    • froh42@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thank you very much for the explanation. I would never have guessed. My mind is blown.

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• ech@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have a parent who will only drink “lite” beer. I do not understand it. It takes like shitty water.

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  • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    In my experience it’s because they’re drinking 18 of them and don’t want to be sloppy drunk after 10-12 hours. I prefer the more direct method of hard liquor to be more efficient but I get the thought process.

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s to beer what LaCroix is to fruit juice.

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Maybe they’re keeping a better balance of hydration to alcohol for their old brain, and not having a fruity or sweet taste but not boring plain water as well. Lite beer can occasionally be refreshing. Although personally I’d rather pour half a beer into a cup of ice than drink most light beers.

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