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dipshit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.
GluWu@lemm.ee 9 months ago
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
The real mistake is only doing it once. It won’t itch or bother you after the first couple of times.
GluWu@lemm.ee 9 months ago
[deleted]eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
IME you just need to spread the cheeks a little bit to avoid the loud ones
ButtCheekOnAStick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Exactly what are you eager for, Mr. Eagle?
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 9 months ago
butt cheeks on a stick would be nice
Grass@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
PuPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP sploosh
dipshit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Onomatopoopia
Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Next time I’m in a public bathroom and someone’s super loud, I’m totally saying outloud ‘someome shaves their anus’ before leaving.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
dipshit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
chef’s kiss
BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing
dipshit@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Mama Mia!