Comment on Could I theoretically grind up one of those pink salt lamps and use it to season my food?

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Bring out the uranium grater and don’t stop grating until I say ‘when.’”

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  • Crazyslinkz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Homer Simpson tasted a rod once.

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    • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uh oh. Don’t tell Ned.

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• BC_viper@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dried fetus

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  • Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fetusinni Alfredo

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    • neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’d be a red sauce, no?

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  • RobotToaster@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Works for billionaires

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    • erie09@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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      • quick_snail@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Is that for executives or made of executives?

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  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    :(

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    • palordrolap@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your smiley needs a nose. Is it a sad face with a hat or a demon with an evil little smile?

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      • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Its his brows going “oh… Oh no…”

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      • zerofk@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        All smileys deserve a nose. For decades now, people have been mutilating smileys out of sheer laziness. It must stop. The smiley insurrection is coming, and I’ll be on the front line.

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